First off, if anyone out there reads my posts, then surely you must know not to ever look *too* much to their respective titles for information about their contents: the titles are mostly inside jokes (that only I know) and have no bearing whatever on their contents. Now that we have *that* stated, here goes:

I have recently acquired another new hat: a red fez on eBay, and while it's fun to wear, it isn't something I'll leave the house with unless I'm either going to a costume party or disguising myself incognito as a Shriner. And I've never actually met a Shriner, let alone seen one, so there. The good news is that this one fits, as opposed to the one I bought before, which was so tight, it hurt my head a little. And as for looking a Shriner, I'd rather be mistaken for an Egyptologist or a Turk (no bias against Turkish folks or Shriners intended).

With that, I'm going out with someone (sorry girls, I *am* in the process of being taken). And just because some of my friends like being petulant about it, I don't wanna go into further detail. But I can say this: it *is* a girl, she is a lovely person, and that's all I'll say.

And funnily, I'm remiss to mention that not only did I finish with the wallpaper debacle (it's been finished for some months now), I've also re-arranged my furniture, making the room seem bigger.

That's all, folks!