Pale With Fear

Ages ago, I was shocked to within an inch of my life at something most unpleasant that my uncle had said. Here is what it looked like.

I really was wearing this because I was about to go out to church. I wanted to look nice and I always dress like this for church anyway.

Yeah, I wear a bow tie, but only when I have to do something important, like go to church or attend a fancy dress party (or when I feel like being dressy for ze female types [you *know who you are...okay, no you don't; I actually just made that up to be cool. But you cannot deny that it kind of worked, yes?]}. Neckties is fer chumps.